I wish people on here wouldn’t refer to vaginas as “Pus” it makes it sound like some sort of fucking Boil or something
how today went
walked into town to get a pair of Doc Martins, saw they were 114 quid, walked the fuck out
The hipster episode of the Simpsons is fucking incredible.
something about seeing a bloke write “Hehe” on facebook makes me gip a little
Finding you got 88 percent on your dissertation...
I fucking hate pop punk
that is all
I seriously dont want to leave New York. My house mates are throwing a leaving party for me on friday night and It’s gona suck so much saying good bye to everyone!
Flying to New York tomorrow. How the fuck has that come so quick
stainedourshirts asked: hahaha you pussy
Looking at some of the comments people have put on twitter about the Steubenville rapists and just wishing I could highlight them and hit Cntrl Alt Delete to make these people no longer exist
Compiling a playlist for NY in two weeks. This is...
First ever stag do this weekend followed by the...
Finally feel like I’m actually starting to get older. On the other hand I cant wait to break out the paul smith suit! Everyone loves getting pissed in a suit!
Just had shwarma for the first time and it's...
Cheers Tony Stark
I can tell the trip to New York is getting closer because I’ve started dreaming about donuts again
hancesolo: lovefromlainster: I would just like to point out. People are getting angry about the song “We Saw Your Boobs” saying it’s sexist and all that jazz. Okay. But if it were to be a song about men we’ve saw shirtless in movies, there wouldn’t be a big deal. Everyone is so worried about equality while them themselves set women up to different “standards” But there would never, ever be...
Just-Eat can suck my left nut
Ordered food cos im stayin up for the oscars and the fuckers took my money despite the takeaway having clearly closed early so the order didn’t fucking register as having been accepted properly. Stupid fucking system allows them to take my money even though they’re not there.
I want matt berry’s voice and beard
Eels are playing nottingham the day I fly to New...
Im eating pizza for breakfast way too frequently at the moment.
such a great song